Chuck Norris ＇ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

ChuckNorris的眼泪能治癌, 可惜的是他从来不哭.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

chucknorris有12颗卫星,其中一颗是地球.

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Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

从此之后ChuckNorris就不用交税了.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

ChuckNorris从来不洗衣服.他直接把它们撕开.

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If you can see Chuck Norris , he can see you.

如果你能看到ChuckNorris, 那ChuckNorris也能看到你.

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It defined " victim " as " one who has encountered Chuck Norris "

上面定义 “ 受害者 ” 为 “ 某个遇到了ChuckNorris的人 ”

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

ChuckNorris驾驶着盖满了骷髅头的冰激凌汽车上.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

ChuckNorris能关上一扇旋转门.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

ChuckNorris从来不睡觉. 他等待着.

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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.

是chucknorris创造了噪音和恐惧.

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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

ChuckNorris能相信那就不是黄油.

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Chuck Norris doesn ＇ t churn butter.

ChuckNorris从不用搅拌器制造黄油.

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Top 100 facts about Chuck Norris.

ChuckNorris100个最广为人知的事实.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

ChuckNorris的主要出口产品是痛苦.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

ChuckNorris不是真的在写书, 那些词因为恐惧自己组织成了文.

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